We are delirious to announce the release of the new iPhone 7.2!
We have made so many upgrades you will not believe your tired eyes.
New features to include spectrum analyzer, blink recognition, and scented polypropylene carry case!(Alloy or Apple fragrance)
Another exciting addition is the new health warning app!
If you so much as sneeze the nearest general practitioner is notified, along with the local authorities!
With all these advancements we regret to inform you that the price will inflate slightly.
However, as a special thanks to all our loyal customer base, you will each receive a limited edition FREE bag to put your prized possession iN!
Our trained staff look forward to seeing you a month in advance with your tents and assorted thermal flasks and hampers. See you all soon!
Remember one Apple product a year keeps conformity in fear!